Knitting Goddess #9

Wednesday, June 11, 2003

So, the new knitty is out, and while I think this and this are really cute, nothing else really excited me. And hey, I can't make the eyelet skirt because they only have it for 40" hips. I have 47" hips. Kiss my ass, knitty.

Weren't you supposed to be a free, fun knitting magazine for everyone out there? Don't you require 5 sizes for each pattern submitted? What's up with that?

I'm not going to make the grass skirt because I have about 10 projects for the summer, most of which are month long projects. And the bikini tops fail to excite those of us who do not have washboard abs. (As in, most of the women in America)

So, my other options are a bunch of kid's clothes, a few hats, a few bags, finger puppers and golf club covers.

Apparently, the articles are good, but I almost never read knitting articles, and the ones I looked at were either incomprehensible or unexciting. Of course, I did look around midnight.

Off to retail I go!

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Christina - Knit blogger, tentative pattern designer, sporadic spinner, occasional beader, a sewer without a sewing machine, a self proclaimed Knitting Goddess, who sometimes depends on the kindness of strangers (especially strangers who come bearing gifts of yarn) and a happy fiber enabler.