Friday, September 19, 2003

No Offense to the Inhabitants of Hogwarts...

I am tired of hearing about your Harry Potter scarves.

Now, I understand the joy that is Hogwarts. I, too, wish I was there, wearing wizard cloaks and speaking Latin to feathers in the hopes that they'll float.

However, in terms of knitting accomplishments, your Hufflepuff or Slytherin colored scarves ain't magic.

Yes, they're cute and it's a sweet idea and ooh, Harry Potter! It's so cute! The scarf is so cute! And I knit it all by myself and added fringe and everything!

Excuse me while I'm over in the corner with two cavaties in a diabetic coma.

You made it yourself for your lesbian lover / mom / brother / husband / friend Hermione (she's so SWEET and so SMART too!) / secret agent lover man. Whatever. Great. Very cute. Have a lollypop.