Wednesday, May 24, 2006

Still Showing Off

So, a friend of mine (and some of his friends) started an online magazine in January and I've been writing articles for them ever since, mainly giving bad advice or reviewing bad books. But check out my latest article. It's about knitting.

In other news, I decided the other day that I needed knit a boobholder. So I printed out the pattern, dug up some leftover cotton and cast on. And became almost instantly confused reading the pattern. You do all of these increases and then try it on and... do you ever separate the sleeves? This will never fit me. This pattern can't be flawed because everyone and their mother has made one. And why does the buttonhole happen so late? Oh wait. It's a top down.

If you'll excuse me, I've got to go hide in a corner, embarrassed.